The Home of Extrusion is delighted to announce the graduation of Sam Windatt our first ever office based apprentice Graduateer. Sam has endured two years of gruelling torturous training at the Home of Extrusion special operations site on the fringes of Corby. Undergoing intense personal development, trained to ignore pain, to go without food, to withstand the extremes of heat and cold, to embrace electrodes attached to sensitive areas, stress positioning, white noise, blunt force trauma, waterboarding and basic 3D geometry. And just when he thought it couldnÂt get any worse, when all hope was gone, the tanks were empty and he was being summoned by a celestial apparition dressed in whiteÂ
.just at that very moment when it couldnÂt get any worse, he was told he was reporting to Billy CallaghanÂ
Sam we salute you
